fvming:

To think that 5894 days ago I was just sperm, I think I’ve come a long way

(Source: fvming, via ducky-x)

promiscuous-petal:

enough about sex positions has anyone discovered a reading position which doesn’t get uncomfortable after 5 minutes

(via dickpiercing2k14)

narcotic:

I love how girls are so chill like yea touch my boobs wanna snuggle heck yes but two guys will bump into eachother and be like woA NO HOMO MAN.

(Source: narcotic, via dickpiercing2k14)

subtxts:

sherlock in s1 is like ‘i cannot shed one tear.’ and then sherlock in s3 is like ‘im cryin at a wedding. im cryin on a plane. im cryin all alone. im cryin on john’s chair. i’m cryin everywhere.’ 

(via the-blog-of-a-nerdy-fangirl)

thefaultinourheadcanons:

emeralddarkness:

ughjohnwatson:

do you ever get in those moods where you don’t feel like reading and you don’t feel like being on the internet and you don’t feel like watching a show and you don’t feel like sleeping and you don’t feel like existing in general

BUT YOU WANT TO DO SOMETHING.

It’s in words

(Source: inactive-ughjohnwatson, via princess-romanova)